In the lusty month of May, Justin eulogizes legendary I.O.S. member Arthur Laurents. Musical Theatre legend. Hollywood screenwriter. Outspoken homosexual. Total Prick. We'll miss ya Arthur. We lament the terminus of Oprah Winfrey's television program, even though she never gave us a car. Tony Kushner gets called an anti-semite and fights back. Republicans take a drubbing from Justin who, shockingly, admits, "he just doesn't like them." (At least we can call them Santorums.) Grey's Anatomy proves the most culturally important gay-friendly television series since Brideshead Revisited. And finally, Justin ogles over the royal wedding and wonders why America can't have a Monarchy? He really just wants to be Queen.